Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Weirdest College Mascot

Hello all!
I decided that tonight's blog should be something fun. This morning, I awoke to the television on ESPN. After coming out of my morning sleepy slumber, there was this commercial about two of the weirdest mascots...the Aardvark of and the Boll weevil of Southern Arkansas. LMBO!
Are you kidding me?
The mascot for my alma mater is the Scottish Terrier (nicknamed the Scottie)...Agnes Scott college respectively lol. That does not even compare to these two. I've also been a Warrior, a Dolphin, and a Bear...pretty normal. So after careful consideration, I convinced myself that I would search for the weirdest college mascots and dedicate this blog to them. I'm not going to talk about all, but I will post the websites so that you guys can go and check them out.

Wheatshoker-Witchita State University
What in the heck is a wheat shocker? I mean who shocks wheat...could you honestly see yourself at a home basketball game shouting go wheat shockers lol. Oh and of course you'd be dressed in your wheatiest attire...after making your wheat...I bet...NOT lol.

Banana Slugs-University of California Irvine
Another one of those huh...this is where things go absolutely too far. While Banana slugs are the secondest largest species of slugs in the world, I don't think that you'll strike much fear in your competitor's heart by saying that your a slug. I mean what is a slug gonna do against a tiger...otherly than squirm away lol.

Rainbow Warriors-University of Hawaii
This mascot is not so bad...otherly than the fact that you wouldn't just be a warrior...you'd be decked out in rainbow attire...lol.

Fighting Okra-Delta State University
Ok...I think this has got to be one of the funniest mascots I've heard of...EVER lmbo. I mean, being an unheard of animal and a farmer are not as bad as being a vegetable. You'd be eaten after the first minute in the game LMBO.

Boilermakers-University of Purdue
I've always disliked this mascot. A boilermaker produces steel fabrications...is this suppose to signify that Purdue students are harworking or that they just like bringing on the heat lol. Anyways, I understand why you might want to be a boilmaker...but I'll never get used to the name...it's awkward...lol.

Here are the websites that I found these at...trust me it doesn't get better LOL
(Jumbos, Volunteers, Seawolves, Flying feet...etc LMBO)
http://www.listology.com/list/weird-and-original-names-college-mascots
http://www.spmsportspage.com/published/spmfeatures/the-top-100-college-nickn-4.shtml

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